Do you need more confidence?

Training at work yesterday:

Instructor: So how do you personally prepare for a meeting:

Me:get a drink

a: wear smart clothes

b: wear nice shoes

etc.

M.: I like to put on my fake moustache of confidence

instructor: If I was attending that meeting I might find that a little distracting.

This actually happened. I told my friend about it and later on I found these on my desk hehe.