Do you need more confidence?

Training at work yesterday:
Instructor: So how do you personally prepare for a meeting:
Me:get a drink
a: wear smart clothes
b: wear nice shoes
M.: I like to put on my fake moustache of confidence
instructor: If I was attending that meeting I might find that a little distracting.

This actually happened. I told my friend about it and later on I found these on my desk hehe.